Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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