i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
You're so nebulous sometimes
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
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he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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