God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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