That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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