i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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