Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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