had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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