Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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