You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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