you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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