Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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