Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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