new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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