seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize