Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I need moral support for this bender
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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