I wannas sexs uuuuu
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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