Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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