Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Can i not drive my cunt home
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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