dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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