Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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