The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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