yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."