What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world