How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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