I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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