when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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