My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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