I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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