You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I think people are normalizing furries
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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