i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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