Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
how does that bad decision feel?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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