woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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