The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.