how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
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if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Floor bacon is actually really good