Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??