I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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