oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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