I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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