U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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