just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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