WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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