Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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