No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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