you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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