I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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