Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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