Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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