Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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