That's when you crack a 10am beer
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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