There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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