So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize