it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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